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Herby the Helpful Crab
2013 October 1
Mac's Misery
2013 October 1
The Happy Cinnabar Forest
2013 October 30
Bust a Cap in Your Math
2014 January 2
Gorilla Kong & the Ice as Cool as Different Ice
2014 January 3
The Goldfish o' Pechera
2014 January 4
Preparation for the Future
2014 January 5
Onion Kart: Super Circuit
2014 January 6
There's Noplace, Like Home
2014 January 7
Minding One's Manners
2014 January 8
Let Me Clear My Throat
2014 January 9
The Pot & the Pendulum
2014 January 10
The Manestream Media
2014 January 11
Cars Rule Everything Around Me
2014 January 12
Brace Yourself: You're Getting Too Ol' for this Bracket
2014 January 13
Girder Yourself & Take this Stuff in Your Wrist
2014 January 14
Ode to King Fluffy the 128th
2014 January 15
Pumas Propagating Problems
2014 January 16
Dewm'd
2014 January 17
Snakes on a Plain Plane Complaint
2014 January 18
That Makes Me Mildly Annoyed
2014 January 19
LOL, Bye from the Republic
2014 January 20
Bipartisan Ship
2014 January 21
Adticipation
2014 January 22
Well-Done Bridges
2014 January 23
Monitor
2014 January 24
Master o' Inflammation
2014 January 25
The Law o' the Walrus
2014 January 26
Bench Warming
2014 January 27
Under Pressure
2014 January 28
Sky Garden
2014 January 29
With Teeth
2014 January 30
Hairy, Purrplexing, Furious Problems
2014 January 31
Streaming
2014 February 1
Moonlighting
2014 February 2
Twink
2014 October 1
Courtroom Ant-ics
2014 October 2
The Squawk Market
2014 October 3
Horn, Its Nest
2014 October 4
This Story is Author-ized by J. J. W. Mezun
2014 October 5
Opinion: Why the Loss o' Light Is Good
2014 October 6
Touch No Evil, See Some Evil, Hear Evil
2014 October 7
Bamboozled
2014 October 8
Pricks
2014 October 9
Gobble Gobble Gobble
2014 October 10
The Road Least Traveled
2014 October 11
Appearances Can Be Deceiving. Also, Pears.
2014 October 12
Daisy-Chained
2014 October 13
Stock Situation
2014 October 14
Clubbing
2014 October 15
Cellofeigned
2014 October 16
Throbbing Temple
2014 October 17
Crying Shame
2014 October 18
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2014 October 19
On Hole
2014 October 20
Thank You For the Venom
2014 October 21
Tire Me
2014 October 22
Blah, Blah...
2014 October 23
Here's where we see what the day owes the night
2014 October 24
Ne’er Gonna Dance 'Gain
2014 October 25
The Road Ne’er Taken
2014 October 26
Fight Food
2014 October 27
The Rule
2014 October 28
Just Kidney
2014 October 29
Preoccupation
2014 October 30
Das Tierreich
2014 October 31
Deserted
2014 November 1
Traytor
2014 November 2
“Come 5th & I Will Give You Eternal Life.”
2014 November 3
The Battle o' the Ram
2014 November 4
Heavy 'bout Everything but My Love
2014 November 5
Tipping Scales
2014 November 6
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2014 November 7
Played
2014 November 8
I'm with Everyone & Yet Not
2014 November 9
Conundrum
2014 November 10
Needs Revision
2014 November 11
Encoating
2014 November 13
Ode to Tortellini Rose
2014 November 14
Stay Tuned
2014 November 15
Well Done
2014 November 16
Butter On Your Whiskers
2014 November 17
Class Conflict
2014 December 1
¡Blast!
2014 December 2
Sell Jupiter 'Stead—Its Price Is Starting to Decline.
2014 December 3
Mezun's Secret Waffle Recipe
2014 December 4
Playing Chicken
2014 December 5
Off the New Block
2015 October 1
Stormy
2015 October 2
The Persistence o' Melted Lasagnafication
2015 October 3
Feels like an Honest Goodbye
2015 October 4
Starstruck
2015 October 5
Awaiting Restful Waking 'Gain
2015 October 6
Gushing
2015 October 7
Treacherous Track
2015 October 8
The Hobby
2015 December 9
Winter Spring
2015 December 19
Loose
2015 December 30
Tom
2016 May 1
¡Saucy! Spared, ¡O!
2016 May 2
Ring Wrong, the Stitch is Bled
2016 May 3
Let Him Eat Cake
2016 May 4
Mountains o' Debt
2016 May 5
Gabled Fable
2016 May 6
A Meal for Mael
2016 May 7
Not an Olive Branch
2016 May 8
Apart Meant
2016 May 9
Der Marmor
2016 May 10
Investment
2016 May 11
A Sigh is Just a Sigh
2016 May 12
Blocked
2016 May 13
Extract
2016 May 14
Death Begets Death
2016 May 15
Je Ne Vous Touche Pas
2016 May 16
Ick
2016 May 17
Ham-Ham Housebreak
2016 May 18
The Sunny Side
2016 May 19
The Mechanism
2016 May 20
The Tipi
2016 May 21
The Exchange
2016 May 22
Stove Ocean
2016 May 23
Wood Gear Solid
2016 May 24
What a Scrub
2016 May 25
Historical Re-Envisioning
2016 May 26
The Price o' Value
2016 May 27
I've Been Butter
2016 May 28
A fuga
2016 May 29
Bombed in Translation
2016 May 30
Das Wollen
2016 May 31
Not Funny This Time
2016 June 1
Brazen Blazers
2016 June 2
I Mess It Hall
2016 June 3
Bottled Up
2016 June 4
Heated Sessions
2016 June 5
Blanched
2016 June 6
June 20 – July 22
2016 June 7
Pressing Tissues
2016 June 8
The Amiablympics
2016 June 9
The Game of Oboes
2016 June 10
You Buried Paul
2016 June 11
¡Waaah!-sketball
2016 June 12
Event-You-All-It-Teeths
2016 June 13
Still Shot
2016 June 14
Quite a Bottle that's All Pickled Up
2016 June 15
Fears for Cheers for Beers
2016 June 16
Das Geschirr
2016 June 17
Die Weiße Zeder
2016 June 18
Half-Caked
2016 June 19
Sherry is Caring
2016 June 20
Bloody Knuckles
2016 June 21
Der Zuege
2016 June 22
Der Eber
2016 June 23
'Course Not
2016 June 24
Der Krebs
2016 June 25
Der Neffe
2016 June 26
Der Deal
2016 June 27
Time, ¡Stop!
2016 June 28
Red & Blue as the Sky
2016 June 29
Der Stand
2016 June 30
A Li'l League
2016 July 1
In-Pop & Unlock
2016 July 2
The Music Ne'er Stops
2016 July 3
Lost Levels
2016 July 4
'Tis the Season
2016 July 5
Die Tat
2016 July 6
Son Set
2016 July 7
I Can Dig It
2016 July 8
Envious Igneous
2016 July 9
'Tween Hard Places
2016 July 10
Crib Notes
2016 July 11
A Wrap
2016 July 12
The Weight o' No Shirt, No Shoes
2016 July 13
Much a Hue 'Bout Nothing
2016 July 14
Drive vs. Drive
2016 July 15
Die Tortellini
2016 July 16
"Handle It"
2016 July 17
Der Supersonnenschein
2016 July 18
Spanish Jitters
2016 July 19
¿See? Change.
2016 July 20
Nocaliber
2016 July 21
Passing Words
2016 July 22
Die Großmutter
2016 July 23
Der Rechen
2016 July 24
Class in Secession
2016 July 25
If the Shoe Fits, You Must Have a Fit
2016 July 26
Raminisce
2016 July 27
With a Chance o' Reciprocation
2016 July 28
Beaten
2016 July 29
Assets the Situation
2016 July 30
Innocent Senator Stumbling
2016 July 31
Hostel Takeover
2016 August 1
The Woman in Vests
2016 August 2
Das Eisasteroid
2016 August 3
Book End
2016 August 4
The Eyes Have It: The I's Have It
2016 August 5
Will
2016 August 6
Giant Misconception
2016 August 7
Blood Rate
2016 August 8
Say, "¡Ahhhh!"
2016 August 9
August Doubt
2016 August 10
In Jeopardy
2016 August 11
Warder
2016 August 12
Divine Intersection
2016 August 13
Propaganda o' the Cream
2016 August 14
Toothnote
2016 August 15
Die Knospe
2016 August 16
Der Gesundheitscanner
2016 August 17
Das Bankbuch & die Bestechung
2016 August 18
Due Process
2016 August 19
Pantyhosed
2016 August 20
Junk It
2016 August 21
Rest, Wing
2016 August 22
Unsere Sponsoren
2016 August 23
Lye-ars
2016 August 24
Burning Bridges
2016 August 25
Die Kälte Wärme
2016 August 26
Bom & Trem
2016 August 27
You're Not the Emboss o' Me Now
2016 August 28
Cross Block
2016 August 29
Every Rose Has Its...
2016 August 30
Die Debatte
2016 August 31
Take a Shot
2016 September 1
Lyre, Lyre, Pants on Fire
2016 September 2
Marx Fireplaces & Lighting
2016 September 3
Pickings
2016 September 4
The Botanist Mode o' Destruction
2016 September 5
Eternia
2016 September 6
When the President Rode Its Buggy
2016 September 7
Drifting Off the Clock
2016 September 8
Death Blossoms
2016 September 9
¿For Whom...?
2016 September 10
The Nuts & Bolts o' Nuts & Bolts
2016 September 11
Goodnight Goose
2016 September 12
Dumpster Dying
2016 September 13
If the Shoe Doesn't Fit...
2016 September 14
The Cost o' Luxury
2016 September 15
No Cell
2016 September 16
Flip Flip Flip
2016 September 17
Open & Shut
2016 September 18
Laced with
2016 September 19
The Good Owl Days
2016 September 20
Take a Kite out o' Bite
2016 September 21
The Art o' Breaking
2016 September 22
You're Gonna Carry that Weight a Long Time
2016 September 23
i like my body when it is with your spinach
2016 September 24
Tweet
2016 September 25
The Enterobius o' Times, the Pinworm o' Times
2016 September 26
Tunnel Scrimmage
2016 September 27
Jimmy Stars
2016 September 28
Class in Succession
2016 September 29
¿Ought It?
2016 September 30
Unhappy Hours
2016 October 1
¿Are you Experienced?
2016 October 2
Leave it @ the Blueberries
2016 October 3
Afoot
2016 October 4
A Wolf in Cheap Clothing
2016 October 5
The Emperor's New Toast
2016 October 6
It's Imperial that We Metric
2016 October 7
Broadway Strokes
2016 October 8
I Know the Score
2016 October 9
Skywalk to Hell or Heaven
2016 October 10
The Birth o' the Blue Raspberry Blossom
2016 October 11
Flash Menagerie
2016 October 12
Flower Fore'er
2016 October 13
Leers for Fear for Cheers for Beer
2016 October 14
Lunar Logic
2016 October 15
Bramble Scramble
2016 October 16
Heliosauce® - Taste the Sun™
2016 October 17
Unwell
2016 October 18
Hamburger Helper for the Hope
2016 October 19
Like Night & Day
2016 October 20
Bramble Blast
2016 October 21
Lettuce & Carrots Can Be Deceiving. Also, Appearances.
2016 October 22
Mary Had a Li'l Lobster
2016 October 23
¡Question!
2016 October 24
Fish Season, Fall Season, 1 Season, All Season
2016 October 25
A Flute to Boot
2016 October 26
Don't doubt the danger o' the thirst in their throats.
2016 October 27
Shipping & Handling
2016 October 27
Boating & Handing
2016 October 28
Mellowmarsh
2016 October 29
Faster than the Speed o' Eternity
2016 October 30
Mind Power
2016 October 31
A Pro in Motion
2017 October 1
Crunch Time
2017 October 2
The Gearmother
2017 October 3
@ Your Own Apparel
2017 October 4
No County for Ol’ Godmen
2017 October 5
There’s No Noose like Produce
2017 October 6
Fatal Subtraction
2017 October 7
Burning Desire
2017 October 8
How It Crumbles…
2017 October 9
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2017 October 10
The Press
2017 October 11
The Tea Chair
2017 October 12
The Continued Adventures o’ Tom
2017 October 13
I Want to Buy the World
2017 October 14
The Chemicals ’Tween Us
2017 October 15
A Price You’d Die For
2017 October 16
Goodoctor the Healthful Doctor
2017 October 17
The Counseling o’ Loathing
2017 October 18
Coronary Marketing
2017 October 19
All Eyes on the Big Screen
2017 October 20
Dental Plan
2017 October 21
Carship
2017 October 22
1-Way Street
2017 October 23
Ne’er Commit… Crime
2017 October 24
We Are What We Eat
2017 October 25
The Royal Tea
2017 October 26
VT
2017 October 27
The Haze that Pays
2017 October 28
The Hammer & Sickle
2017 October 29
The Spirit o’ Cinema
2017 October 30
Cheeky Devil
2017 October 31
El Nuevo Mudo
2017 November 1
Taste o’ a Certain Place
2017 November 2
The Alchookmist
2017 November 3
Bee Strong, Keep Telling Myself that it Won’t Take Long...
2018 October 1
Take it to the Crave
2018 October 2
The Binary Equation
2018 October 3
Suddenly Someone Is There @ the Turnstile
2018 October 4
Ediocy
2018 October 5
Tonsil Bias
2018 October 6
Those in Paper Houses...
2018 October 7
...Should Throw Frozen Potatoes
2018 October 8
Alphabet Soup
2018 October 9
Duck Market, Duck Market...
2018 October 10
Funny Business
2018 October 11
Speakeasy
2018 October 12
Fire Flower
2018 October 13
Blockbuster Hit
2018 October 14
Articles
2018 October 15
History Is History
2018 October 16
Educational Grounding
2018 October 17
Constructive Criticism
2018 October 18
In Brains We Trust
2018 October 20
The Tale o’ Borrowdale
2021 June 1
like clockwork
2023 October 1
rationation
2023 October 3
homepagerun
2023 October 5
in jeopardy
2023 October 7
an introduction to caloran languages
2023 October 10
hear here
2023 October 12
clueless
2023 October 14
the turning o’ the key
2023 October 17
java catch ’em all
2023 October 19
politics @ the dinner table
2023 October 21
the rise & the fall o’ the republic o’ gall
2023 October 24
get the show on the road
2023 October 26
foodcoloring
2023 October 28
chance o’ a ghost
2023 October 31
higher learning
2023 November 2
a nice day for a game
2023 November 4
bitrot
2023 November 7
time signature
2023 November 9
the moon landing
2023 November 11
it’s not dealership, it’s digiorno
2023 November 14
the root o’ all evil
2023 November 16
i love it when you call me big papa
2023 November 18
foreboding presents
2023 November 21
a star ( & satellite ) is born
2023 November 23
factor-y
2023 November 25
making 1st contract
2023 November 28
playing dead
2023 December 2
new crop
2023 December 5
sleeping with the fishes
2023 December 9
a rough in the diamond
2023 December 12
you say “potato”…
2023 December 16
hand caught in the jar
2023 December 26
the chemicals between us
2023 December 30
the mystery o’ the advertising squirrel
2024 January 2
¿land o’ confusion?
2024 January 6
put your money where your mouth is
2024 January 9
ani lot & the breakfast factory
2024 January 13
drive
2024 January 16
cook it & book it
2024 January 20
stormclouds
2024 January 23
yearly departed
2024 January 27
move to the music
2024 January 30
you’ve arrived @ panic station
2024 February 3
cetacean stranding
2024 February 6
chemical leak
2024 February 10
heart attack
2024 February 13
¡see you ladder!
2024 February 17
money talks
2024 February 20
gateway
2024 February 24
morsel o’ truth
2024 February 27
free admittance
2024 March 2
in the depths o’ lost losers
2024 March 5
¿who’s your goduncle?
2024 March 9
the alarm booped
2024 March 12
🥰
2024 March 16
sermon @ the mart
2024 March 19
writ by winners
2024 March 23
nationwide sale
2024 March 26
the raise
2024 March 30