Historical Re-Envisioning

People like to claim that the land o’ earth in the south illegally left the Realm o’ Balance, but the truth locked ‘way by the Manestream Media is that the Northern Winds blew our island ‘way.

They claimed that they had moral qualms with us enslaving the magicians with polygonal magic—¡all while those hypocrites enslaved the golems to build their subways under the strings o’ their coupons!

No, the only qualms they had was the power we were close to unleashing…

Prompt:

Attack, North, Wind